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Saturday, July 09, 2005

Wish for today

I wish that someone had not turned my house upside down and left me with this mess to clean. I wish I was one of those obsessively neat and clean people. But, I don't seem to mind making a mess. I just mind cleaning it up. Dammit. I have the baseball game on. Marci, Pat Burrell just made a sweet catch. (Against the Nationals. That makes him a bad man. A hot, bad man.) I am hoping the baseball game will help me clean. Especially since I think that Ryan Church is still on the DL.

Off to AC!!!!


Um, I think we overpacked.
This is my photo expose on our trip to Atlantic City. Me and Marci had a delightful time. But NYC was better. I will post those soon.

happy birthday


Yeah, everyone wants to celebrate with me!
Welcome to my photo documentation of the first leg of my birthday trip. Woo, AC . NYC is coming up later.

NO comment


Valet brings girls overpacking to their room. Seriously, we had 11 bags for two nights. Yikes. (But we brought rollerblades and did not anticpate the boardwalk being closed at 10 am. We were still in bed at 10 am. Screw that!!)

Yeah, we packed booze. We are a shade white trash. Yo, Britney, Holla!


Ghetto bar for two cheap girls.

It's like a personal garden you don't need to tend.


The lovely carpeting and walls in our hotel (The Sands).I think I am going to recreate this in my home. (shaking her head... not really)

Friday, July 08, 2005

Out of control!!!


Marci's bed. Yikes. Whatchu doin', girl? She can't be hemmed in, my friends. Watch where you step! For real!

Oh sooo gentle. :)


My bed. Need I say more? I am a restful sleeper.

Hotties in Atlantic City.


Ohh, sweet jumper. Especially with the Jamaica moniker on front.Your man is hot. I like his mullet. (He made fun of us for being too excited about our Buffet meal. That made me like him a bit.) I should make mention that Marci totally pretend posed so that I could take pictures of the unfortunates.

Seriously, check out the tights.(And the mesh top.)


Yeah! Woo!!!!!! New Jersey fashion. Bring it on over here, baby. (And this is not even the worst of the blindness that AC inflicted on us.)

Our just desserts


Bally's gave us a free buffet for lunch. We managed four trips up to the food counter.
We had:

  • Matzoh Ball soup
  • Veggie soup
  • Mushroom Barley soup
  • Salad
  • PotatoLatkes with apple sauce
  • General Tso's chicken (thiswas vetoed because it tasted yucky!)
  • 1 onion ring
  • 2 cheese ravioli
  • 4peel and eat shrimp that Marci was firmly against as their feet were still firmly attached. I feel that as long their heads are not attached, I am good to go.
  • Some chicken thingie
  • 3 rolls (but one jumped off of my plate, and so we only had two.)
  • Diet Coke
  • Flounder stuffed with Crab (I wrote flounder stuffed with carb. Ha! Oh no!! Carbs!!)
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Turkey with cranberry sauce
  • creamed spinach
  • mushrooms

For dessert we had:

  • Strawberries Romanov
  • Pecan Pie with Chocolate chips
  • Cheesecake
  • Cream puffs
  • Sugar free Apple pie
  • Peanut Butter cheesecake
  • Carrot Cake
  • Chocolate Cake
  • Chocolate soft serve with hot fudge and butterscotch.

Me, afterwards:

Holy crap! I am amped up! I feel huge! like Tall!!!!! Let's go!! Too much sugar. AUGHHH

LET'S RUN SOMPLACE!

Marci says: Oh my God! It's like she is on crack. Help me.

Fashion Show


Ah, the high class beauty of New Jersey fashion. After Batman broke and we were kicked out of the movie theatre, Marci and I beelined to the local Cache' where we found the most fantastically over-the-top clothes to try on. Marci has those photos on her camera, but as soon as she gives me the copies, I will give a you a photo show. That pink top was gorgeous. Made me look just like Atlantic City Barbie. I looked like Dracula Barbie with the collar pulled up. Delightful!

I wish I were Tara.


Hey Tara, this looks like an opportunity you should not pass up. It must be good shit. Patrick posted this exquisitely handcrafted sign on every phone booth on Specific (Pacific) Ave. (Wonder if she would have to work for the shit?)

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Ya that sounds aboot right, eh?


Your Slanguage Profile

Canadian Slang: 75%
New England Slang: 50%
Victorian Slang: 50%
British Slang: 25%
Prison Slang: 25%
Southern Slang: 25%
Aussie Slang: 0%



Ok, I know I am a fake Canadian, but I always thought I had a bit of Aussie in me. Shameful.

But does it mean I have a chip on my shoulder?

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Hey baby

Roger Lodge totally "How youuuu doin?"ed me at the Sands on Friday morning. I believe that the host of "Blind Date" (who is much better looking and much taller in person) is in the "I think Bug is hot!" fanclub. (Along with Rob Lowe... That's right. I said Rob Lowe! How do you like me now?)

We saw a Rocket before the Fourth!


Paul McCrane

After Marci so lovingly poured her entire Starbucks coffee on my cream coloured pants, we stopped at a rest stop in New Jersey. I spent some time gently caressing myself with soap and water and did a damn good job of getting the coffee out. We decided a reward was in order. So we stood in line for 76 hours to get a delicious croissanwich at Burger King, which is apparently the only place to eat in New Jersey. As we have much time to peruse the crowd, I do so. I see Dr. Robert "Rocket" Romano from the NBC hit show ER. Marci goes to investigate. (She looks like Mr. Bean in her mission.) So, it's totally him and we are totally fine in being crazy stalker fans. (By the way, I was totally ridiculed by my boss today for my complete overuse of the word "totally". Have no clear concept of how my overuse of the word came to be... but I think I am totally fine with it.) Sandwiches firmly in hand, we , make our way outside where the man is leaning against his car with his young kids inside. (The wife was in the 76 hour line.) We make the advance.
Bug: Hi. Can we get a Kodak moment with you?
Paul: (Total confusion)
B/M: We totally love you!
Paul: (Pleased.)
Bug: I loved you on Fame!
Paul: You have a good memory.
Bug: (Duh, but just smiles, all pleased)
Paul: I had different hair then.
Bug: Ya! Totally sporting the red fro.
Marci: You should totally grow that back and represent!
Paul: (Touches his bald head sadly.) Yeah.
Marci: Are you okay? (Because she saw him walking all slow and in pain-like)
Paul: Huh? (confused again)
Marci: You look like you are hurting.
Paul: (Longish monologue about long trip/family/small kids/sleepy...)
Bug: (looking into the car at two little kids. Waves.) Ooh, are they cute!
(But sounded like "ooh, are they cute???)
Marci: Haha.
Paul: Um, I think so.
Then we squeezed our heads together for the attached Kodak moment. Mr. McCrane was a bit confused about the process, but we helped him out.
He was super nice and we thanked him and everyone made their way towards New York.
Two even bigger fans, now, Mr. Paul McCrane!!!

Tally:
Totally's: 7 (and 1 total)

Companies that should send us free crap:
Kodak
Burger King
Starbucks
NBC