Ah Bugger

The vapid utterings of a neurotic mind.

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I ain't too proud to bug.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Getting an oil change is pricey!

Today I took my car in to get an oil change, emissions tested and to rotate the tires. It cost me $214. Shocking! I know. Let me explain.

While they work on my car, I head over to a nice store that sells clothes and shoes. When they called my cellphone to let me know my car was ready to go, so was I... with a new suit, a t-shirt, a pair of boots and a kicky pair of heels. $173.

The car stuff was only $41.

Because this happens every time I go, I am lucky I only need to change the oil every three months.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

2nd viewing of the show you are not watching but I am and aren't you glad because then you don't have to watch it because you can get the gist of it..

Title continued: here without having to subject your ears to the brutalization that I will undergo for YOUUUUUU.

I watched Celebrity Duets, but my DVR is punishing me by cutting off the ends of shows and so I do not know who was tossed. I do know that it is either Leah Thompson or Cheech Marin. I think Cheech would have to go as he reminds me of a ventriliquist dummy and I know I can't be the only one who sees that.

I will find out who was removed and get back to ya'll later.

People are so stoopid.

We gots to revenge the death of our pal Steve Irwin. We are coming after YOU, sting rays! You'd better watch out. That was disrespectful what you did, killing Stevie. How dare you?

Well, we are going to make sure it doesn't happen again. We are going to find you, cut your tails off and then throw you on the beach. What do you think about that? Bet you wish you hadn't hurt Mr. Irwin now, doncha? That's right! It's MISTER Irwin to you punks. You'd better recognize. This is OUR planet and it would serve you best to recognize your place and ours. We LET you swim/float/whatever movement it is that you do in OUR ocean. We'll teach you some respect. Now off with them tails.