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Friday, September 08, 2006

MAKE IT STOP


Oh good and dear Lord, make Jamie Foxx stop singing. He is using his voice to bludgeon me and each fluctuation is like a stab to my soul. And the song? What was that? Musical porn?

"Can I take you home, girl? Getcha all alone, baby and do you like I want to and kiss you like I want to."

Awkward moaning and off pitch wailing with the occassional air sucking in so as to maybe demonstrate desire? Then, the ubiquitous oh oh oh oh. OH OH OH OH. ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhhh.

Why are celebrities trying to make me go deaf? And why am I a captive audience?

On a related note: I have not yet watched the second episode of Celebrity Duets, but I will because I have no regard for my own well being. I do it all for you.

6 Comments:

Blogger Ivygrrl said...

HAHAHA!!! I saw part of this on tv the other day and thought it was a joke at first. After realizing it wasn't I thought to myself, "what the hell happened to him that he is now at an all time low to make some crappy r&b album???"

9/09/2006 12:37:00 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...

And while we're at it... Paris Hilton too.

9/09/2006 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Sweet said...

Ewww Paris Hilton. At least Jamie's voice isn't half bad.

9/11/2006 02:04:00 PM  
Blogger chanuck said...

Hilton has a voice? I thought she just did videos with no talking.

9/11/2006 03:48:00 PM  
Blogger chanuck said...

Did anyone catch Jamie Fox trying to sing on Monday night football? That was scary.

9/12/2006 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous DC Sports Chick said...

Why does he look like Will Smith?

9/17/2006 09:02:00 PM  

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