MAKE IT STOP
Oh good and dear Lord, make Jamie Foxx stop singing. He is using his voice to bludgeon me and each fluctuation is like a stab to my soul. And the song? What was that? Musical porn?
"Can I take you home, girl? Getcha all alone, baby and do you like I want to and kiss you like I want to."
Awkward moaning and off pitch wailing with the occassional air sucking in so as to maybe demonstrate desire? Then, the ubiquitous oh oh oh oh. OH OH OH OH. ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhhh.
Why are celebrities trying to make me go deaf? And why am I a captive audience?
On a related note: I have not yet watched the second episode of Celebrity Duets, but I will because I have no regard for my own well being. I do it all for you.
Buggie spilled her guts for you at 9/08/2006 10:34:00 PM
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And while we're at it... Paris Hilton too.
Ewww Paris Hilton. At least Jamie's voice isn't half bad.
Hilton has a voice? I thought she just did videos with no talking.
Did anyone catch Jamie Fox trying to sing on Monday night football? That was scary.
Why does he look like Will Smith?
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