Random thoughts

1. After naming her "Carnie", did they expect Carnie Wilson to be anything but fat?

2. Sixlets are basically just candy coated chocolate lard balls. But they are delicious.

3. If I am chewing Sangria flavored gum while driving, can I get in trouble?

4. Sidewalks in California are a waste of money since it is illegal to walk there.

5. What would happen if I stole something from the Alcatraz souvenir shop?

6. Wine coolers look and taste the same coming up as they did going down. So, if you are trying to save some money, you could just rebottle it and put it in the fridge for later.

Drunk mouth?

So Orbitz is making all of these alcohol gum flavors, like mohito and pina colada. I see what you are doing! But you're getting a whole bunch of us chewing gum.

Well played.