Ah Bugger

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Random thoughts

1. After naming her "Carnie", did they expect Carnie Wilson to be anything but fat?

2. Sixlets are basically just candy coated chocolate lard balls. But they are delicious.

3. If I am chewing Sangria flavored gum while driving, can I get in trouble?

4. Sidewalks in California are a waste of money since it is illegal to walk there.

5. What would happen if I stole something from the Alcatraz souvenir shop?

6. Wine coolers look and taste the same coming up as they did going down. So, if you are trying to save some money, you could just rebottle it and put it in the fridge for later.


Blogger Claudia said...

sixlets do not sound yummy to me. chocolate covered lard, not sounding yummy. and you know how much I j'dore me some sugar.

Please tell me you just remembered the puking wine cooler taste and are not revisiting wine coolers as a drink of preference.

2/17/2011 10:48:00 AM  
Blogger Bilbo said...

You and Steven Wright need to get together...

vw: predd - a term describing a lady before the breast augmentation surgery.

2/17/2011 11:19:00 AM  

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