Well, I think it really sucks that women can't trust other women to lay off a taken man. Because we all know men can't be trusted to keep it in their pants if someone is offering even if they have a lady that's trusting them to be true to them.
(This is for my ladies. Don't complain, boys, about what I am saying. Get your gender to behave better.)
I like the logical way tha I-66 put it. He'll most likely leave girl B for girl C and actually, in the case of girlfriend of mine, girl B did not know there was girl A but, regardless, he left her for BOY C, D, E (does it count that he dressed like a girl?) and F. Yes, you read that right.
How about, mark cheaters (both parties involved) w/special ink that is only viewed w/a special UV light scan (a la Davinci Code) w/a code relaying their lack of loyalty and respect? We'd all get these special UV light pens to carry in our pockets/purses.
Heh, 90% of the population, all marked up. We might have to rethink our rules of romantic engagement. I don't thinkk Clussy could handle seeing all those yellow cars on the street.
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wow i had to read that like 8 times before i got it--including following along the screen with my mouse.
i have to count using my hands and toes too, im THAT smart.
Aw, it just means that you are pure of spirit!
yes yes... if he'll leave girl A for girl B, he could just as easily leave B for C.
Well, I think it really sucks that women can't trust other women to lay off a taken man. Because we all know men can't be trusted to keep it in their pants if someone is offering even if they have a lady that's trusting them to be true to them.
(This is for my ladies. Don't complain, boys, about what I am saying. Get your gender to behave better.)
I like the logical way tha I-66 put it. He'll most likely leave girl B for girl C and actually, in the case of girlfriend of mine, girl B did not know there was girl A but, regardless, he left her for BOY C, D, E (does it count that he dressed like a girl?) and F. Yes, you read that right.
How about, mark cheaters (both parties involved) w/special ink that is only viewed w/a special UV light scan (a la Davinci Code) w/a code relaying their lack of loyalty and respect? We'd all get these special UV light pens to carry in our pockets/purses.
Just a thought.
That's a great plan! And also the one to force them into driving and riding around in yellow cars. (remember?)
OH_YEAH! Brilliance! Brilliance!
That way they get negatively branded for various reasons. You have such a good memory. 31 is not treating me so well.
Awww, Clussy is 31!
Also, I like the idea of marking the dumb men. Might be a lot of marked up fools afterwards, but at least we'd know?
And Cluss, your equation? Heysoos!
Heh, 90% of the population, all marked up. We might have to rethink our rules of romantic engagement. I don't thinkk Clussy could handle seeing all those yellow cars on the street.
"Because we all know men can't be trusted to keep it in their pants if someone is offering....
(This is for my ladies. Don't complain, boys, about what I am saying. Get your gender to behave better.)"
Stop making base generalities and I won't complain.
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