Ah Bugger

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Monday, April 30, 2007

Ouch! You tag hard!

A- Available or Single? Oh so very single. Most of the time I am okay with it, especially when I see what dipwads boys can sometimes be. But it makes it hard to watch happy couples. AND my niece was no help when she let me watch, unshielded, the heavy makeout session at the end of the Cheetah Girls. (I told her to warn me and she let me down.)
B- Best Friend:
C- Cake or Pie: Beefcake! Rawrrr.
D- Drink of Choice:
I like beverages. I like them better than food. But favorite? I would have to say very cold milk. Alcoholic beverages? Yes please! (Save for scotch which tastes like liquid tree and Gin which tastes like alcohol alka seltzer.)
E- Essential Items: Air, water, food, shelter… Oh you meant extraneous things that I feel are vital to me? Hand lotion. I can't stand the feeling of dry hands. Lip stuff (gloss, chapstick, anything) Hate dry lips! Gum. Seasonal Candy (like Sweetarts jelly beans and Brachs minty Christmas nougats) frozen treats. Vacation time with Marci. Family time. Dogs.
F- Favorite Color:
G- Gummi Bears or Worms?
I like sour gummis. Any kind. But they have to be damn sour. I got a box of those flat strawberry flavoured gummi things for my 15 th birthday. I could not stop enjoying them even though halfway through the box my tongue started to bleed.
H- Hometown: Northern Virginia
I- Indulgence: Time with my mum, or my friends. I also indulge myself with TV when I should be doing other things. Junior Mints. Procrastination is an indulgence, is it not?
J- January or February: This was the best they could come up with for J? Um. I was going to say January because it's my niece and my sister's birthday month and the beginning of a new year, and the Superbowl which generally yields good beer drinking times and funny commercials and well, what the hell… January!
K- Kids:
My niece just got a kid named Roxy. She apparently is not the nicest goat, but she has not been handled much and my sister thinks we should give Roxy a chance. In the meantime, Brekken, my sister's dog, foams at the mouth when she sees her. Lunch!
L- Life is incomplete without:
M- Marriage Date:
As Marci said, I can't talk about it. But I am sure it was a beautiful ceremony.
N- Number of Siblings:
Three. But I am the masterpiece and they stopped having kids once they finally got it right.
O- Oranges or Apples?
My math teacher in Germany used to use Apples (Äpfel) and Oranges (Orangen) to do algebra problems. Then he would say something to the regards of fruit salad (Frucht Salat), but at that point I was usually on my way out the door to partake of the rest of class in the hall.
P- Phobias/Fears. Worms. Gah! oh and Having missed my calling.
Q- Favorite Quote: I truly have so many. "I saw a Sasquatch" "Try it, I'll like it" "I like P**** once in a while". So many. Can't put only one down.

R- Reasons to smile: Just being around to see people being nice to each other.
S- Season: I like them all. I hated it in L.A. for the lack of rain or winter or proper change of weather. But if I had to pick one, I would say… I can't.
T- Tag Three: I tag… Law-Rah, Clussy and the Chinadian. Do it!
U- Unknown Fact About Me: I used to have a lisp and my family mocked me mercilessly, having me perform "Susie sold seashells by the seashore" for guests. I have a hard time letting go of things that were given to me by people I really care about, even if the item is something like a Pez dispenser. (Sorry Liz). I think I have a pretty good singing voice, but I will never sing for anyone else in case I am wrong.
V – Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals?
I am a vegetarian who oppresses animals by not letting them vote and making them walk everywhere. I also don't let them speak. Are you kidding me? Animals are delicious and look pretty as my clothes.
W- Worst Habits: Utter lack of patience. (Is this thing frickin' done yet?) Procrastination. Laziness. Impatience. (Yeah, I had to say it twice). The need to fight until a resolution has been made, even if I don't necessarily believe in what I am fighting for.
X – X-rays or Ultrasounds?
Ultrasounds! They can use that technology for soothing muscles and breaking up lactic acid. I am all for it. Yeehaw.
Y- Your Favorite Foods.
I like salads of all types. I dunno. I am not a huge eater. I will eat and enjoy anything my mom or my sister will cook for me. (and go back for more)
Z- Zodiac: Cancer. I don't know if I really fill the Cancer type, though. My moon is in Leo. (Okay, I am the quintessential Cancer with a touch of Leo. Seriously. Poster-child!)


Blogger Law-Rah said...

UGH. Why do people keep tagging me with this? I cannot be tagged. I will not be tagged. So there.

You are impatient?

4/30/2007 06:30:00 PM  
Blogger DCSportsChick said...

Nothing wrong with holding onto a Pez dispenser or two (or 350!).

4/30/2007 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Marci said...

See, I knew your answers would be funny.

And your "Q" is my "R"!

"I forget what a wolf is."
"I have the money for the pot guys!"
"I kissed Ray Loita."

Sigh, I love it.

4/30/2007 07:57:00 PM  
Blogger Claudette said...

Oh my stars, I was quoted. I feel... memorable. Quoted and tagged at once, sounds like the makings of a good porn? I'll have to think on these.

I will say I sympathize with your worst habits. I'm horribly impatient (the beast comes out in this normally nice chick) and so lazy. So lazy that I can't give my girlfriend back a pair of silver hoop earrings and a book she lent me. I'll work on this?

4/30/2007 08:19:00 PM  

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