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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Vote for Buggie 2010!

As President, there are a few things that I will actively foster during my administration.

I feel that any two consenting adults can marry. Hell, finding someone to love that loves you back is really hard. Why on Earth does anyone want to come between that?

On a related note, I will impose a divorce tax. Sure, anyone can get married, but it is going to cost you a pretty penny to get divorced. I will also enforce a law that does not allow people to be married more than three times because at that point, come on! And perhaps I will start jailing people who cheat on their spouses. After all, on your wedding day, you promised God and the State that you would stay true to that one person. You can’t do that? You should not get married.

I will establish a new campaign system that will not allow for a war chest for candidates. Each aspirant will be given a set amount of money and an allotment of time on a public broadcast channel. No more Kennedys in office just because they have so much money. Let’s allow in people who want to be in office to change the country for the good of the people and not just the good of their own wallets and egos.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dein verschuettes Eingeweide war klar glaenzend (simply wonderful)
Mams

2/18/2007 03:25:00 PM  
Blogger Claudette said...

This reminds me of what my Mom said after my breakup last year. She was quite solid in her convictions as she said "It should be illegal to break a heart and especially to such degrees, there needs to be some sort of judicial retribution so that people learn that there's a price to pay when deception comes into play". You should have heard her voice. Granted, her only daughter was crumbled in a piles of tears in front of her as she said this but I know she meant every word.

Would you run under a particular political party? A new one?

Oh, and once again congrats and super congrats! Apparently you've already been voted in.

ps - I agree w/whatever Mama Bug said above.

2/18/2007 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous haveyouseenlucky said...

I was married once. Here is a picture to prove it;
http://www.haveyouseenlucky.com/ljimages/married.jpg

See?

I would run against you on a platform of Making marriage illegal until both parties are at least 30. I would also mandate divorce every five years or so. Lastly, every citizen gets a nintendo Wii and has to take Judo.

If you gave everyone a set amount of money, EVERY crazy person would be up there wouldn't they? Where would the money come from and how do you decide who gets to parade around on those public broadcast channels?

2/19/2007 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous claude lemieux said...

Sie würden einen sehr guten Präsidenten machen, aber ich müsste Ihr Vizepräsident sein.... oder sonst Sie werden mein Vizepräsident sein .... "Liebling, der es kalt draußen ist"

2/20/2007 09:31:00 PM  

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