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Friday, December 01, 2006

I do not want to play this Uno game.

Watching TV -no way!- and an Uno card game commercial comes on and this is exactly what I hear.

"Uno, love tap. Hit the monster, tempt your fate. You might get no cards. You might get AIDS! Uno Love Tap! For the excitement of Uno with an entirely different spin. Try Uno Spin!"

I hope ya'll appreciate that because I had to watch the commercial 73 times to make sure I got it down word for word of what I heard.


Anonymous Haveyouseenlucky said...

So... you're positive that the voice said "AIDS" and not "Eight" .... which would make much more sense in this context?

(Been hitting the moonshine again have we?)

12/02/2006 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Keyser & Titan said...

HaHa, Buggie said "ya'll", thats funny, though not as funny has thinking Uno will give you AIDS if you tempt your future with the funny colored cards and Wheel O' Fate. Where on the Wheel O' Fate is the picture for getting AIDS, maybe the "swordfight" on the upper left?

12/02/2006 03:12:00 PM  
Blogger Buggie said...

I am just saying what I heard. That's not generally what people are really saying. What can I say, I have a gift. I am pretty sure that they are not advocating hitting a monster either.

12/02/2006 05:59:00 PM  
Blogger honeykbee said...

I was totally going to blog about this but you beat me to the punch. Over here, we agree that it sure sounds like they say "AIDS"!

Hope the game at least comes with latex gloves or something...

12/02/2006 10:24:00 PM  
Blogger Needtsza said...

Yea. WTF?!

Is this sponsered by Team America? "Aids Aids Aids!"

Rediculous. Honestly, I don't even understand how that word is being used, but whatever.

Thanks for blogging about it.

12/02/2006 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... you don't like it when someone "unos" in your face?


12/04/2006 08:42:00 AM  
Blogger Buggie said...

Hey Anon (RCN.com user),
Why are you always so gross?
Would you mind taking it down a notch? You make me uncomfortable. Thanks,

12/04/2006 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's an Uno Love Tap?

12/04/2006 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous haveyouseenlucky said...

It's where they "tap that ass" as they say on the street these days.

12/04/2006 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least you don't have to hear the damn ad for Slinky that I have to listen to at least once a night, five days a week, during the radio show. Seriously, why do they have to advertise for Slinky?

12/04/2006 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was disturbing that "People who bought this also bought: Smoking Monkey Metal Case." That's strange. Isn't it mostly kids that play Uno?

12/06/2006 12:01:00 PM  

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