Ah Bugger

The vapid utterings of a neurotic mind.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

So, going on vacation, huh?

Coworker: Well, my wife is not going on vacation with me.
Me: Why not?
Coworker: She doesn't think she can handle the plane ride.
Me: Can you drug her?
Coworker: It's not that. She has a condition where she needs to be able to get to a bathroom quickly.
Me: (flashing back to a car ride a few years ago when this same coworker told me if I were to buy a home, especially one I planned to retire in [I was 30 years old at the time], I should really consider making sure it has a bidet. Then he went into detail about why his wife needs a bidet which included something about lack of sphincter control.) Oh. {trying not to look grossed out.}
Coworker: Yeah, and now she has an infection that just won't seem to go away.
Me: (please stop talking, please stop talking.)
Coworker: That infection just makes her other condition worse.
Me: (Omigod, please don't tell me about her other condition)
Coworker: but she has been back and forth.
Me: To the bathroom?
Coworker: About the trip.
(Then he gives ME a quizzical look.)


Anonymous Sweet said...

Eww eww! Why is it that some people think it's okay to talk about things like that? Please tell me you grimaced as he said this/

8/22/2006 12:00:00 PM  
Blogger MG said...

What the.......

who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves, "today is a good day to talk about my wife's problems in her nether region."

8/22/2006 12:00:00 PM  
Blogger I-66 said...

...and now people are looking at me funny after I laughed out loud at "To the bathroom?"

8/22/2006 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger Claudette said...

((blank stare))

Why? why?

Why do some people feel the need to share too much?

8/22/2006 03:15:00 PM  
Blogger Buggie said...

If I were his wife, I would kill him. Can you imagine everyone at your sig. other's office knowing all of your troubles?
I can't understand how he does not see my eyes glaze over and my hand reaching for the panic button that is not there. If only I worked at a convenience store. But then the cops would get mad after a while.

Cops: Oh Buggie, stop calling us to make him stop telling you icky stuff about his wife.

8/22/2006 03:53:00 PM  
Blogger Law-Rah said...

Oh my gosh...um, I only skimmed over who said what and at first, I thought you were talking about YOUR wife and then I read on in disbelief that you were outing Marci's secrets in such a way. Oh my gosh!

8/22/2006 06:13:00 PM  
Blogger Meg said...

Oh. My. Eeeew....
Is this the same guy who says "Wake up"?

8/22/2006 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous J said...

I'll bet that the company picnics are pretty interesting!

8/23/2006 11:48:00 AM  

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