Wake up.
Shut up.
The following usually occurs when I am quietly reading a document or something online that is not requiring me to move anything but my eyes and whatever autonomous muscle function that goes on.
I frickin' hate people who walk by my desk and say "Wake up". HAHAhahahaHAhah. Omigod, that's the most clever thing I have heard all day. You are so original.
Repeat several times through day.
The following usually occurs when I am quietly reading a document or something online that is not requiring me to move anything but my eyes and whatever autonomous muscle function that goes on.
I frickin' hate people who walk by my desk and say "Wake up". HAHAhahahaHAhah. Omigod, that's the most clever thing I have heard all day. You are so original.
Repeat several times through day.
4 Comments:
That's like creepy men on the street who say, "Smile!" I always smile automatically, instead of kicking them in the soft parts like I should.
Bug, that's about the funniest post ever. J
Ew, soft parts.
Bah! I hate that just as much, Meg!!!!!! Don't tell me what to do! I will grimace at you and kick you in the soft parts with my pointy toed shoes. (Ideally. In truth I react much like you.)
Thanks J! I am sooo pleased my dismay entertains you. Do I amuse you? Am I some clown sent here to make you laugh? Hmmm? :) (Thanks Joe Pesci.)I love ya.
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