On a related note. I want this, too. Sigh...
But, if I got those boots, I might not need this. Get together, people, before you buy my birthday gifts. Thanking you!
Buggie spilled her guts for you at 6/27/2005 09:19:00 PM
Ah Bugger
The vapid utterings of a neurotic mind.
- Gimme gimme gimme
- Girls born under the sign of Cancer are soooo hot!
- And his voice sounds a bit like Mr.T.
- C is for cookie
- I do I do I do...
- Water... (Say it like Seinfeld says "Newman" )
- How youuuuu doin'?
- They are an emergency floatation device.
- I can see what you are doing..
- Don't really care... Just being polite
Monday, June 27, 2005
But, if I got those boots, I might not need this. Get together, people, before you buy my birthday gifts. Thanking you!
13 Comments:
I'm shocked really. I mean ... hell, I think women are great. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and colors, but I didn't really peg you as being into women much less Okinawan or Japanese women.
(yep...I'm a pig and I'm going straight to hell.)
I love how serious this advertisement is presenting the product. And do you see the down-stuffed hand working it's way down to her nether regions? Can it come w/a longer arm and a vibration feature? Just curious.
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED one of these!!! I love it! Good point bout the vibrations, I think I can add my own feature to it though, little needle and thread. I mean I have enough of them.
:)
why would you want to fall asleep clutching a piece of a man who was drawn and quartered, or ripped apart in some horrible factory accident. I thought they made full body man-pillows these days.
Yes, but pillows come as standard equipment on women ... so ... you know ... there's that.
Btw Claudette, love the picture of Hepburn. "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is an all time classic. Also noticed you are a "Princess Bride" fan ... OMG, bringing back some memories ... I'll have to post that in my blog.
INCONCEIVABLE!
I think drawn and quartered is the best way to have a man.
Sounds S&M'ish. I can't say I really object...
And MG, Princess Bride is up there as one of the most quotable movies ever. It's a keeper, no doubt. "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?". And Audrey is my definition of beauty.
If you're about to leave on your trip Bug, I hope it's a renewal of optimism for you.
Ooh Ooh...a trip! I wanna go!
You're not going to Florin by any chance are you?
Btw....you broke your "boots" post.
What do you mean I broke my Boots post?
We are going to NYC! Woo-Partay!
Those boots would have rocked in the City.
Would someone who is used to the quartered man pillow have issue when she gets a real man and tries to put her through the middle of his chest, because that's howshe is used to sleeping? Why couldn't they give you a whole chest?
By the way, they call this the lonely woman. LIKE WE NEED MEN TO BE UNLONELY. Whatever. I'll get a dog. (someday...) Or maybe some squirrels and I can be crazy squirrel lady who throws peanut m&m's at children. (Or maybe just the peanuts after I have enjoyed the chocolate. Don't like the peanuts.)
Well, I wanted to read the 3rd comment to your boots post, but the comment link is a broken link.
Um, I kinda want one too. Is that weird? But this does remind me of something I saw just recently...those Asian's, so resourceful!
http://www.nodaya-net.com/sharanpowan1.htm
-M
Oh! Well, I would like to believe that the boots link is broken because blogger.com thinks I should be getting those boots, too. Hop to it, people.
The boot post has been ... dare I say it? I shouldn't but I will ....
It's
been
(wait for it)
BOOTED!
(I'll be here all week. And remember, if your waiter or waitress has been kind to you, please be kind to them.)
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