Gimme gimme gimme
So I am not a Jessica Simpson fan, but her boots sparked a little girl desire in me to own a pair of cowboy boots (and Wonder Woman Underroos, but that's a different story.). I want these! I want them so badly.
I think I would be very kicky in these AND (if I am still going off of the Jessica Simpson video) I could totally kick ass in these. So, not only do I want them, but I need them. Not that I really need to kick any ass... Oh, I just would be so very cute in them. Maybe I could wrangle me a cowboy.
If I got them, I would have to cut off all of my jeans. And get a deep tan. And whiten my teeth. See why I can't afford to buy them myself?
I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want!
Buggie spilled her guts for you at 6/27/2005 09:13:00 PM
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That price tag is disgusting. I could buy a whole cow for that...possibly two. I could get 'em nice and fat on alfalfa, corn, etc.... I could hug 'em and squeeze 'em and call 'em George. And then make some George boots and George burgers and even a George fillet. OR....oh man....even better!! OR I could sell George for some magic beans that grow a huge bean stalk up into the clouds and I can charge people $200 a pop to climb up and bungee jump. And then hit 'em again with a photo that I can charge 'em for. (What, like I was going to say climb up and steal stuff from a giant...that's just ridiculous.)
Now see...I always try and get my friends something for their birthday and something for X-Mas. I asked you what you wanted and you blew it.
tsk...tsk...tsk....
/me shakes his head in a gleefully taunting manner.
Yeah, the boots cost half a thousand dollars. You could buy, like, three ipods with that money. Or like, ten brunches for two at the carlisle, or um a pony!
I'm going to put up a paypal feature on this site so's you can all pitch in to get me my DAMN BOOTS!
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