Random thought

How can we be expected to trust in a man with a comb-over when he is lying to himself? Cut it off and face the facts. You are better looking bald.

One time (at band camp) I saw a Senator with a comb-over (names withheld in case I need him to do something for me someday). His comb-over got caught in the wind and was flailing mightily a solid foot above his head. Impressive.