Z
As I would rather write nonsense than do my homework, and there is absolutely nothing interesting going on in my life, I have come up with some writing exercises for myself. Hence the "Today in History" and now this! I am going to try to work my way through the alphabet. Today we start with "Z" and work our way up to "A". The reasoning behind this is that the way this blog is set up, tomorrow's blog will be over today's. A natural progression of A to Z, if you will.
Z. Mostly we say Z is for Zebra. I like to think of the Z that Zorro slashes through the air, especially when he cut off Catherine Zeta Jone's dress. Well, let me clarify that her dress coming off was not the highlight for me, but rather the exquisite stroke of the epee. Dirrty.
Z is a most troubling letter for the American typing away on a German keyboard for it resides where the Y resides on ours, and vice versa. It is quite easy to find yourself typing "Zou look lovelz like a yebra todaz." (Which would lead us into the next discusssion of why anyone would compare someone to a zebra. Unless of course he/she is a referee, and then duh!)
Z makes me envision all the zzzzzzz's this entry is making ya'll have.
Z. Mostly we say Z is for Zebra. I like to think of the Z that Zorro slashes through the air, especially when he cut off Catherine Zeta Jone's dress. Well, let me clarify that her dress coming off was not the highlight for me, but rather the exquisite stroke of the epee. Dirrty.
Z is a most troubling letter for the American typing away on a German keyboard for it resides where the Y resides on ours, and vice versa. It is quite easy to find yourself typing "Zou look lovelz like a yebra todaz." (Which would lead us into the next discusssion of why anyone would compare someone to a zebra. Unless of course he/she is a referee, and then duh!)
Z makes me envision all the zzzzzzz's this entry is making ya'll have.
10 Comments:
Because Zebras have Enourmous Cock and Balls.
(trying to get you more pervert traffic)
I say Z is for Zipper, which you should examine.
Z is for Zylaphone and Zenophobe.
wait a second...
350 Z? Zithromax? Zit?
Zesty zero calorie zappy... something spirited beverage'y.
Now I want a Mojito. Mmm, Z is for Mojitos?
Between you and me, Bug, our Clussy is going to me in a raging drunken sugar fit before the week is over.
Bug - you said "y'all".
So, what kind of freaky, hand me down keyboard are you typing on? Carry your lazy butt to CompUSA and buy a new one.
Um, in Germany... Anon.. In Germany.
How 'bout strange words that start with Z?
Z Finger?
Zounds?
Zut alors?
raZZmataZZ! (Okay...it doesn't start with Z, but common!!!! How fun is that to say!)
No? Not so much?
Oh I like Razzmatazz!
Wasn't there some sort of candy? That turned into gum? that kind of tasted like medicine?
All I'm saying is that there are quite a few places to get a typewriter that have the "Y" and "Z" in the "Yankee" configuration. Though, if I had the choice of switching 2 letters, i belive I'd move the "P" and the "H".
All I am saying is that I do not have the trouble with keyboards in the States, only when I am sitting at a smoke infused internet cafe in Germany, furiously typing emails to mz friends. (See what I did there, mz=my?)
Don't take it too seriously. I don't plan to carry my own keyboard around with me in Europe.
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