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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Did anyone know

that Maggie Gyllenhaal is pregnant? Does it matter to me...! Not really, but still, I feel like I should be kept in the know.


Anonymous Rich said...


She was going to be my head wife!

5/25/2006 03:03:00 PM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Five words Pinkisthenewblog, you'll be all up in the know!

5/25/2006 05:12:00 PM  
Blogger Velvet said...

As a matter of fact, I just saw her pregnant self in US Weekly this weekend and No! I had no clue. I think she's god awful ugly. Who would have sex with her?

5/30/2006 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

You crazy velvet!

5/30/2006 02:40:00 PM  
Blogger Buggie said...

Heh, I think she is funky looking, too. It seems like everyone is getting knocked up these days. Is pregnant the new waif?

5/31/2006 01:38:00 PM  
Blogger Buggie said...

I can't read blogs at work. That is why I am never in the know. You guys have to periodically update me. Thanks!

5/31/2006 01:39:00 PM  
Blogger Claudette said...

Dearest Buggie,

Angelina and Brad had a baby girl named, er, um, Shiloh. She was delivered via c-section.

Katie Couric's last day on Today Show was, well, Today.

Mira Sorvino gave birth to a baby boy (named Johnny) Monday afternoon.

Christina Aguilera dissed Mariah Carey in an interview in Esquire (I think?) magazine and said she was mean to her at a party but it may have been because she was drugged up and ape shit crazy at the time.

Michelle Rodriguez (no, not Busted) spent only 4 hours and 20 minutes (does nobody else get the weed head reference? helloooo, 4:20 break?) though she was sentenced to 60 days. Must be nice to be a star.

I'll keep you posted on the haps.

Faithfully yours,

5/31/2006 02:58:00 PM  
Blogger Buggie said...

Thanks, Cluss! I can't believe they cut into her hot hot belly to remove a small human being. Troubling! Though, not a big fan of hers after her quote " would not be attracted to a man that would cheat on his wife". Does that mean she was not attracted to him. Pheh!, I say. Pheh! to cheaters and pheh! to people who help cheaters cheat.

6/01/2006 09:35:00 AM  
Blogger Claudette said...

Agreed, double agreed, triple agreed. I mean, everyone knows cheaters never prosper, right? Everyone knows their genitals rot up and fall off their bodies when they cheat. It's a scientifically proven fact.

6/01/2006 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger Buggie said...

I certainly hope so. All cheaters should be forced to drive around in yellow cars.

6/01/2006 02:08:00 PM  
Blogger Claudette said...

Awesome! That's why I hate them! It all makes sense now. See, we think alike at times and I knew you were going to conclude this of yellow car drivers and in preparation for despising all cheaters in general, I developed this loathing feeling towards them all because I knew they were cheaters, deep down inside (not double entendre, honest).

Way to make sense out of it all Bug.

6/01/2006 02:18:00 PM  

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