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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Guerrilla chain letter tactics

(My comments in italics)
Read Alone.....
Because you will be seriously judged by others.
Especially the Poem
I believe whatever is in store for us will be for us.  The poem is very true, unfortunately. Make sure you read the poem!  

CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish, for her boyfriend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed! She accepted, but then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got to her office, ! ! she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. She checked it, the usual stuff from her friends, but then she saw one that she had never gotten before. It was this poem. She simply deleted it without even reading all of it. BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, she received a phone call from the police It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!

CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was she sent it to a few of her friends but didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out the full 5 that you must. Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball. Later that night when she left to get to her car, she was killed in that spot by a hit-and-run drunk driver.  

CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out within 45 minutes of reading it. Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview with a really big company, ! when he ran into Cynthia Bell, his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had had for 2 years. Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married. Cynthia and Richard are still married with three children, happy as ever!
So let me get this straight, I will die if I don't send this email on? Let's read the poem to see what literary masterpiece has the power to take my life if I don't share it with at least five of you whose lives are in the balance...

This is the poem:

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
"That's what we get and deserve in the end?" Wow. Well, what's the big deal then?
I am curious about the relationship they had when they were younger.. They rang each other's bells? Is that what it was called back then? Or are they referring to the fact that young men like to fight and this poet is saying that his friend knocked him down a few times but only when they were little because he was the brute as they got older? That is a truly crappy poem.

Remember to always say what you mean.
okay, don't threaten me anonymously. People who write chain letters like this should be forced to hang out with Naomi Campbell for a day.

If you love someone, tell them.
Good point.
Wentworth Miller, I love you.

Don't be afraid to express yourself.
So you can respect yourself, Hey, hey.

Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
Carpe Diem!

And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.
And what a person that is. Thanks a lot.

You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter
to 10 other people. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck.
the more people that you send this to, the better luck you will have. I am going to have so much luck because all you suckas are going to read it. AND I am tricking the spirits of the internet who want to kill because you are not really recieving it, so you don't have to send it on. I break the jynx!

SMILE, even through your tears!!!!!
Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you


Anonymous haveyouseenlucky said...

I can write a poem like this.

There you are
In your car
Driving far
You are a star
Wherever you are
In your new car
All your friends will die.


Forward this to a hundred people or NASA will set fire to your house.

5/24/2007 11:59:00 AM  

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