Coffee please
Why is it that when I order a latte from a coffee shoppe, it is always topped with a hearty amount of foam? I did not order a cappuccino. I ordered a latte. A latte is defined as a shot of espresso with hot steamed milk, no foam. NO FOAM! So why, if I want a proper latte, do I have to order a no foam latte? That is like ordering a no carbonation orange juice. What? You say that orange juice is not carbonated? EXACTLY! Bastards! Start making lattes right.
And on a related note, if I order a grande latte, I would like it to be filled to the top of the cup, not just halfway full. If I had wanted a tall, that's what I would have ordered.
And on a related note, if I order a grande latte, I would like it to be filled to the top of the cup, not just halfway full. If I had wanted a tall, that's what I would have ordered.
Buggie spilled her guts for you at 6/19/2005 12:23:00 AM
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Oh
Mah
Gawd...
I'm going to have to introduce you to my good friend (read here, completely imaginary made up internet cartoon) Foamy.
http://www.illwillpress.com
Click the toons link and enjoy! (Of particular interest: COFFEE HOUSE PROPAGANDA)
Amen my sister! I do not understand the coffee-shop cartel’s fascination with forcing cappuccino’s upon the world's latte drinkers.
We must rise up against them!
after we've had a cup of joe to wake us up a bit
Espresso FTW!
The answer is; "Coffee is stupid."
-Rich
Blaspheemer!
Did he just say "Coffee is stupid" in all seriousness?
Bug, can you ban people from your site? This is NOT acceptable. I mean, it would be one thing if he were a fan of over using milky foam. I mean, some people are like that. I guess. (For the record, Bug and I are not like that...not like that at all).
But to come out and blasphemize the sweet nectar of the gods?(well, 1 of 2 god-like nectars--vodka being the other) My god, does he hate puppies? Freedom? Pretty people? Pshaw!
People who hate coffee make baby jesus cry.
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