So, how was YOUR day?
This morning I attempted to pull myself out of bed, but for some reason my neck had reformed itself in my sleep and I was unable to move. (I'm only 34!) I got myself righted and went to work where, in addition to having to turn my entire body to look at people, I was still hobbling around due to the injury which has decided to firmly settle itself into my right butt. After a delightful conversation with my work buddy, I turned to waddle back into my office. He stopped me.
What are we looking at here? This is what my work buddy saw. Not only am I broken, but my pants are too. Here they are. Full glory. I spent the rest of the day cricked, hobbly and pulling my sweater down to cover my split pants covered (ha!) ass.
What are we looking at here? This is what my work buddy saw. Not only am I broken, but my pants are too. Here they are. Full glory. I spent the rest of the day cricked, hobbly and pulling my sweater down to cover my split pants covered (ha!) ass.
Buggie spilled her guts for you at 2/19/2008 11:03:00 PM
5 Comments:
At least it was one of those generally acceptable high-up-backside-holes, instead of those embarrassing down-low-crotchside-holes. That way people would take you seriously while they're talking to you and only go 'huh?' after you were already making your escape.
Wow, you just can not catch a break lately can you?
i can't believe you took a picture of it.
HAHAHA!
Too much Pie!!
To clarify, I am not wearing the pants when I took the picture. The white is a piece of paper placed under the pants in order to better display the damage. My lily white skin is whiter than that and if you knew me at all, you'd know that.
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