Ah Bugger

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Slow news day...

Omigosh you guys!!111!11! Elisabeth Hasselbeck is PREGNANT with the third baby!!!1!1!1 She announced on the must see show "The View"! The estrogen levels must have been through the roof with the excitement of another little right wing baby. This news trumps all other stories. Elisabeth Hasselbeck!!!!!1!1!!!! Another Baby!!!1!!!!
Who cares?

In other news, fark.com has a synopsis of a news story about Gov. Blagojevich that I wish I had written for it is simply hairific, er... mane-nificent! Well, I guess it is obvious that I could never write a gem like this, but I can parade around with it like a middle aged man does with an 18 year old girl.

"Fearing he may have toupee for his blunders, Blago now wants to combover and clear the hair in trial's closing statements. Fail tag waits in the wings, bangs at door. Bouffant"

Monday, January 26, 2009

How is this for transparency?

Timothy Geithner must have some pretty damning blackmail material to have been voted into the role of Treasury Secretary 60-34. Oh sure, it was merely a mistake that he forgot to pay his taxes. No biggie. He paid them eventually right? So much for holding our new cabinet to a higher standard.

C'mon. We can do better than this.

FCPS. No more grade deflating.

Fairfax County schools decided to adopt the 10 point grading scale. Before this was passed, they graded on a 94-100=A scale. This is crap! I want them to adjust my school transcripts and give me the grades that everyone else in the country earned while I was being given A's, er, B's. (But would have been A's. Trust me).

(People who knew me in high school, do not rat me out).