Ah Bugger

The vapid utterings of a neurotic mind.

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I ain't too proud to bug.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Report on llamas, ala a seven year old.. But written by ME. (A straight A student.)

Llamas are hilarious.
They look like they wear fluffy wigs and fantastic gogo boots.
They look much like Michael Jackson, especially in the eye area. Llamas will stare at you and make you nervous. (Stop looking at me, Llama.)
Llamas will spit at you, too. So be prepared to duck.

Llamas make me laugh. I wish I had full bodied hair and long eye lashes like a llama.
The end.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Cancel my collagen shot.

I got punched in the face today. hard. by a big guy.

I am officially tough!