Ah Bugger

The vapid utterings of a neurotic mind.

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I ain't too proud to bug.

Friday, June 10, 2005

A pinch to grow an inch...?

Brian Schneider, catcher of the Washington Nationals, (GO NATS!) apparently hurt his bits and pieces during the 8th inning tonight. I have never seen anyone fidget quite so much. And so much adjusting! Poor guy hit a single and was on the bases forever so he could not quite get in there and fix the problem. Whatever it was, it brought the medical guy out after Brian was crouching at first base for a few seconds. But they talked about it, and doling out a gentle pat on the behind, the medic left Brian to his own devices on first base. He ran to second base where he spent a considerable amount of time attempting to eradicate the problem. Then off to third, where it seemed the situation was getting better, though he did need give the problem area a few swipes. Luckily he got to run home and then into the dugout where I am sure after the numerous high fives and bottom patting, he went to attend to his problem in earnest.
Hope all is well, Brian. Good game.

Nationals are number 1!

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Marci would like a moment of silence for her idol.

Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

Anne Bancroft
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Separated at birth???

Jennifer Wilbanks, forever will be aka "Runaway Bride". Not as cute as Julia Roberts. Looks just like the Psycho from New Brunswick. Posted by Hello

Is this a robot from A.I.?

Gregory Despres, psycho from New Brunswick.
Looks like he is made of plastic.  Posted by Hello

Welcome to America!

So, having big, googley eyes IS a sign of craziness!
This guy crossed the border from Canada into the States with an veritable arsenal of bloody weapons. Apparently, he decapitated some Canuck in his hometown. US Custom officials took his bloody tools from him at the border, (Why be so burdened? You can find new, clean tools here in America!) fingerprinted him and welcomed him to the good ole US of A! (I get strip searched at an airport, and this guy sails through?) Their justification was that "Nobody asked us to detain him," Anthony said. "Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. ... We are governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations." So, suspicious, bloody weapons are not a good reason to fins out exactly why he is leaving his country??
Meanwhile, his twin sister awaits him in Georgia where he plans to console her in times of need. Please see photos above.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Ooh, fried like a bug!

I spent the evening cooking up some lovely dinners and froze them. I don't know if you are anything like me, but when I get home, I do not feel like dirtying up a bunch of dishes to make something nutritious just for myself. (And I am really lazy when it comes to food.) So I usually end up with a fudgesicle, or a bowl of cereal. Now I have a freezer full of home cooked meals that I can simply reheat. A while ago, I made a bunch of meals and froze them for a boy I used to date. I thought it would be nice for him to be able to have a nice home cooked meal whenever he wanted. (He ate out a lot.)But I have never done it for myself.
Ass-backwards, I know. I think I am finally learning to put myself first a bit.
While you are cooking up these yummy meals, you will be so proud of your productiveness, that you may even forget that the brush you are using to baste your chicken

(If you are related to me, stop reading here.)

is the brush that came with the chocolate body paint you never got to try out.